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Feminism's False Dichotomies and Fickle Dick enemas. Do you enjoy the finer things in life? Is your idea of a good time an expensive bottle of wine and a meaningful conversation at a nice restaurant? Do you have dreams of a princess wedding, perfect children, and a compassionate, caring husband?
Then you've clicked on the wrong ad, missy.
Chivalry might not be dead, but it's comatose and the fairer sex is pulling out its feeding tube. I'm telling you, Terry Schiavo had better odds. It's an all out gender war and the only winners are the purulent purveyors of conflict and insecurity: The media. And maybe the makeup companies.
Paying for dinner: patronizing patriarchy or gentlemanly gesture? The mere act of holding a door open for a modern, empowered woman could be construed as an aggressive act of sexual harassment, but not doing so could as easily leave one labeled a ous lout. What is a man to do while constantly bombarded by such mixed messages?
In the face of all this uncertainty, I've decided to take my balls and go home. These are my utterly arbitrary conditions:
Wine and dine me. You're paying.
Doors? Fucking out. We run across one, I will either remove it from its hinges or shatter it with a chair. I anticipate increased electricity costs due to an open-air house.
At our wedding, we will both wear costumes based on our favorite breakfast pastries. At the conclusion of our ceremony, I will eat you in front of our guests.
Our children will have their genitals removed or sewn shut at birth, and will be given androgynous names more suited to bands. Good, strong names like "China-Made Potato Organ," or "Shamefister."
I can't promise these will be my only conditions. I can't even promise you'll make it out of our first date alive. What I can promise is if you don't, you won't care what happens afterwards.
And in the end, isn't that all that matters?

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To make this clear I am not looking for nsa or a one night stand. I am a real person looking for another seeking the same thing.
I am looking for a sweet girl that would be interested in a friends, friends first, with benefits later. I am not looking to date however, I can tell you, you will be my only partner for the time. I am not looking to hurt anyone or be hurt. I just want a girl I can be friends with and hang out with from time to time and get to know on a sexual level as well.
My interest are kayaking, movies, video games, engineering, and chemistry. I am really easy going and I am normally up for anything. If you are interested please don't be shy.
I will happily trade pic for pic no sexual or nude pics please.
I am avg build, 5'8" 175 lbs (been told I am cute, I think that I should just leave that for you to decide but seeing as I don't have a pic posted I thought it wouldn't hurt lol).
If you have any questions feel free to ask, even the odd ones lol. I am hard to offend.
Hope to hear from you soon,
Thanks for reading.
P.S. put something catchy as the email title, it makes it easier for me to tell your email from the fake emails so I will actually respond to you, thanks.

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Did my title catch your eye? Are you tired of your husband controlling your life or boyfriend not paying any attention to you and your needs to be affectionate. Come to me and I can be not only a listener but a healer of your troubles. I am looking for that regular woman that can come to me drama free and relax/enjoy a sensual release from the world. I am very pleasant, easy going, and a great listener. I am also affectionate and will hold your hand and caress you as we are intimate. If you want a escape with a man who can host early mornings and you can get away or possibly a weekend night here and there, get ahold of me. I will be up front and tell you that I am currently in the moment of getting separated due to my wife's misgivings. I need to feel wanted as well. Maybe we can help each other out. If it works out, it can be a regular thing. I go to the gym and I take care of myself. I am 5'10, light brown hair and blue eyes. I have an average build and not overweight. No men please. I am open minded to anything and anything goes as long as it is respectful to you. It is about you and what you need. The pleasure I get is from your pleasure being with me!

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